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I will be up at 3 a.m. in the morning.
I will drink champagne in my pajamas and watch two white people get married in a far too elaborate ceremony.
Why am I doing this when I am neither a Brit nor a monarchist?
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Filling out an online application for an academic advisor position.
Almost listed myself as having completed a “pubic affairs internship.”
SO GLAD...
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If I dedicated my life to ensuring a safe and affordable way for men to carry a pregnancy from conception to the birth process
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Average Pregnant Princess’s email writing campaign to facebook has totally paid off. Now she can tag her fetus in her sonogram pictures!
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GPOYW
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UGH! It is SO UNFAIR! Pregnant women who don’t have any children are totally moms. How come NO ONE wished Average Pregnant Princess a Happy Mother’s Day? The world owed her flowers, chocolate, and breakfast in bed.
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Average Pregnant Princess, Royal Wedding edition.
All pregnant princesses must wear impossibly high heels at least once in the 2nd or 3rd trimester. They will then whine about it to you for the next 2 weeks. If you’ve never been pregnant, you could obviously never understand that kind of discomfort. Never ever.
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Little is known about why Average Pregnant Princesses lose their sense of taste as they age. However, they can still be in awe of kindergarteners who have all of their five senses.
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Math is hard for pregnant princesses.
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Edible marzipan babies.
EW EW EW EW
Excuse me while I claw out my eyes in despair.
SQUEEEE!!! These are SO TOTALLY what Average Pregnant Princess will have at her baby shower! They’ll go so well with the cake that has an ultrasound image printed on it.
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GPOYW - soul eating, hug demanding fetus edition.
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UUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH You just don’t understand how all-consuming pregnancy is! Trust, there is no way you poor childless souls could ever, ever understand what it’s like. Ever.
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GPOYW
